I may not have gotten your virginity, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as you. Wanna come home and play dead.
I dreamt about you. Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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You'll be the door and I'll slam you. Someone vacuum my lap, " Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror. Did you fall from Heaven.
Everyone wants to use you. Because you just gave me a raise.
Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer. Because everyone eats you for fun. Because I wanna go down on you. Do you want to be disappointed tonight.
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Are you a doctor. Before you ask somebody, I'd definitely pick you.
Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free. Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside.
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I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. You remind me of my dear dog. Can I have yours. I bet you could take a serious punch. Because I could tap you hot mom lesbian night.
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Do you work at Subway. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!
Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame? Cause your face is pretty messed up. Are you an alarm pines.
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Because you sure know how to raise a cock.